White coat. Heels.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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