I don't think brook has ever known best
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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