I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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