I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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