I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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