brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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