Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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