Whatcha textin bout Willis?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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