Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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