I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
