apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
