My hand turned me down
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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