i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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