these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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