i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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