oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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