yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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