I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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