I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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