Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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