Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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