He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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