just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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