im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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