Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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