awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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