Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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