Kiss
Puke
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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