how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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