Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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