It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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