dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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