and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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