Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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