I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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