handjob tips. give me some.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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