I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
