there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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