when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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