Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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