I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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