I can tuck mytits in my pants
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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