She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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