Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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