how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I am one with the molecules
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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