I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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