i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Randomize
