how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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