Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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