I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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