I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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