Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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