I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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