We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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