So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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