Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
