Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Randomize
