the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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